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Man in cowboy hat, looking at large crowd surrounding a Jew for Jesus: Man, I can't compete with religion, all I got are card tricks! This sucks!

--Union Square

Overheard by: SilentRaver

Guy on cell: Why, is it because it's the blacks? (pause) Oh, I get it. It's the Baptists.

--Cosi, 13th & Broadway

Overheard by: Heather

Crazy creepster, going up to Catholic girls and screaming: Catholic schoolgirls rule!

--R Train

Overheard by: Amanduh

Tall, 40-something guy on cell: I don't know... I don't think I can go drunk to church.

--53rd St & 5th Ave

Overheard by: Midtown Schmidtown

Woman: My husband is pissed because I skipped church for this shit!

--Medieval Festival, Ft. Tryon Park


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02 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

Woman stopping passersby: Do you know the Chinese restaurant on either 8th or 9th? (points at buildings on 14th Street)

--14th St & b/w 7th & 8th Ave

Girl to another: What is jizz?

--NYU Freshman Dorm

Overheard by: Betty Noir

Man in all seriousness to restaurant server holding two plates of food: Do you guys serve food here?

--Las Ramblas Tapas Restaurant

Woman on cell: Do you think they have batteries in the Dominican Republic, or should I buy some?

--Gateway Center, Brooklyn

Overheard by: DominicanEnergizer

Tourist woman: Excuse me, do I go Uptown or Downtown?

--Delancey St

Overheard by: TR

Bewildered girl in Persian class: Does Iran have lightning?

--NYU


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02 December 2009 @ 12:00 am

Rastafarian man to white basketball female player with dreads: Hey! Why you white people always trying to look like me!

--Union Square

Black guy selling Empire State Building tickets: You're from Scotland? I love the Scots... They're puuuuuuurrreee white!

--Outside Empire State Building

Black woman to another, about frat guys nearby: Man, white people are so loud.

--109th & Amsterdam

Overheard by: Becks

Black hobo to white teen: Get out of this neighborhood with your white crotch! You don't belong here!

--Upper West Side

Black woman to cops walking away: But I'm a Caucasian!

--Bed-Stuy


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01 December 2009 @ 09:00 pm

Friend: So how was your date?
Woman: Oh my gosh it was amazing!! The best I ever had! It was cosmic!
Friend: On the first date? Wow!
Woman: I know! It was the best veal Parmesan I have ever had!

--5th Ave


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01 December 2009 @ 06:00 pm

Gay #1: Sometimes, I just wish I was a stripper.
Gay #2: Oh, I would totally go to see you.
Lesbian: Yeah, me too, but only if you can make the mangina.

--Porn Shop, West Village

Overheard by: me too...


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01 December 2009 @ 01:57 pm
December 1st - The first day of my last month in Prince George...

It is starting to feel real that I am soon leaving Prince George. I paid my last phone and rent bills, sold my bed (thankfully they are not picking it up for two weeks, or that would be a long time to sleep on the floor...), canceled my phone service, started arranging things to give/throw away, applied to a few jobs and even finished almost all of my Christmas gifts (not the assembling, baking, wrapping part that will happen frantically last minute, but the shopping/deciding part).

Even though I am getting ready to leave, finishing grad school doesn't feel real at all. And for good reason... I won't know if I am actually done until after my defence, which I am getting really, really, nervous for. All of the defences that I've been to watch have resulted in minor revisions or a clear pass. But I heard about one last week where major revisions were required. Ugh. If I get stuck with major revisions then I have to keep editing until everyone is satisfied, which would mean into January and another tuition charge. The worst part? That isn't even worse case scenario - out right failing would be. Right now, I am expecting minor revisions, dreading the possibility of major ones, and trying to ignore the failing possibility. I know, my time would be better spent preparing than worrying, but I can't help the butterflies already forming in my stomach.
 
 

Girl, on escalator: Oh! I'm definitely getting a brownie.
Guy, on escalator: Really?
Girl: Yep, it's going to be full-fat and wonderful!
Guy: You'll eat a brownie, but you won't touch my nuts?

--Barnes & Noble, Union Square

Overheard by: Diane


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01 December 2009 @ 12:00 pm

Guy: So she got all pissed at me cuz of what I said, but she asked me! And I'm gonna be blunt. I mean, if she's gonna go get herself pregnant, then yeah, she should get fixed up afterwards.
Girl: Damn straight.

--Park Ave & 36th St


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01 December 2009 @ 09:00 am

Old time New Yorker to EMS workers and crowd: Sit down!
Suburban princess: God! Have some compassion! Can't you see she's sick?
Old time New Yorker: Fuck you!

--Subway Series 2007, Shea Stadium

Overheard by: Amazed Mets Fan


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01 December 2009 @ 06:00 am

Tot, slapping storybook shut: No! The end!
Father: Leee-o.
Tot: Pleeease no!

--F Train

Overheard by: Deborah Smith


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01 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

Girl #1: He's a really great guy, and even if he can't help you, he's cute and has the most charming Irish accent...
Girl #2: Okay, but does he speak English?

--Hudson & Leonard


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01 December 2009 @ 12:00 am

Smoking cook, watching busty girl carrying shopping bags: Jesus...
Busty: I'm not Jesus, I'm the wardrobe lady! And my boobs are real!

--12th & 6th

Overheard by: that guy


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30 November 2009 @ 11:37 pm
Until then...

Happy December folks! Let's hope it's a quick one.

 
 
30 November 2009 @ 09:00 pm

Student #1: Oh, all the t-shirts are mediums.
Student #2: Well, that's okay, that just means they'll be really long. Like a dress!
Student #1: Oh my god, we could totally wear them as dresses, with like, tights and cowboy boots.
Student #2: We would.
Student #1: We so would.

--NYU Kimmel Center

Overheard by: right behind them in line...


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30 November 2009 @ 06:00 pm

Mousy teen girl: You know, a lot of people say I look like Paris Hilton. They say it's my facial features.
Trendy teen girl: Yeah... You know, even though Paris is really skinny and has big boobs, and that's exactly what guys want, her face is disgusting.
Mousy teen girl, looking down awkwardly: Yeah.

--Uptown 6 Train

Overheard by: Miss Rach


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30 November 2009 @ 03:00 pm

Child: Daddy, can we get a dog?
Dad: No, they don't do anything. At least Sid and Nancy keep the mice away.

--Tribeca

Overheard by: jae


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30 November 2009 @ 12:00 pm

Girl #1: I mean, she's okay, but she's not a diva...
Girl #2, angrily: Hannah Montana is the most popular girl in America, admit it!

--FIT

Overheard by: yacky


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30 November 2009 @ 09:00 am

Guy #1: You guys should put on a musical next year!
Guy #2: We would, but a musical's pretty elaborate. I mean, we have plenty of girls who can sing, but no guys at all.
Guy #1: Oh! Then you should, like, do The Vagina Monologues, The Musical!
Guy #2: (stares)

--3rd Ave & 10th St


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30 November 2009 @ 06:00 am

High school guy #1: Dude, you look so hot today!
High school guy #2: Seriously, dude?
High school guy #1: Yeah, man. If we were gay, I'd so do you!
High school guy #2: I thought the same thing about you.

--Chelsea

Overheard by: Robert


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30 November 2009 @ 03:00 am

Suit #1: I've been reading about this British kid, Elliot Castro, he's some big time credit card fraudster. I've got his book.
Suit #2: Castro?
Suit #1: Yeah.
Suit #2: A Castro from Britain?
Suit #1: Well, yeah, not British heritage I guess.
Suit #2: Oh, okay. (pause) They got a lot of Mexicans over there?

--Times Square


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